brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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