I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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