Sponge bath it is.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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