Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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