i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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