If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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