i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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