i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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