Christians are straight up FREAKS
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will be naked everywhere
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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