Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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