Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
