drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you traded sex for a burrito?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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