We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
