Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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