After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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