gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
