I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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