thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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