Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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