dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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