I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
