Christians are straight up FREAKS
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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