dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I can feel your judgement through the phone
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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