If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You smell like stripper and shame
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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