This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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