He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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