Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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