last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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