Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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