I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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