Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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