well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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