How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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