Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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