You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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