it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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