I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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