Whod you bang
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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