I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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