We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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