people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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