I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize
