As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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