Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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