I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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