After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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