ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
