oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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