took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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