I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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