honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
