So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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